zeldathemes
Hello, i'm the consulting detective
killing titans since the dawn of time


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stephaniealive:

alecats:

books are just dead tattoed trees

That’s metal as fuck

xo-lovepalestine:

The amount of strength and emaan the people of Gaza have while constantly being bombed and massacred is actually beyond me…

  #Gaza strong  
pikajewish:

GET OUT ME SWAMP

pikajewish:

GET OUT ME SWAMP

taco-bell-rey:

"the test is today"

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barack-obottm:

friend: what have you done all summer?

me: “traveled a lot…”image

rebagled:

*aggressively doesn’t know*

burgerkid:

operator: hello 911, whats your emergency?

me: my wifi isnt working

consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

Ass according to sign

  •  Aries: Horrible
  •  Taurus: Softly
  •  Leo: Squishable
  •  Virgo: Very pretty
  •  Gemini: Beautiful
  •  Libra: Excelent
  •  Cancer: Nice asshole
  •  Aquarius: Tiny
  •  Capricorn: Perfect
  •  Scorpio: Not so ugly, not so pretty
  •  Pisces: Very good
  •  Sagitarius: No have
  #im capricorn  

tapdancers:

tototile:

thin arms

thigh gap

hip bones

thin waist

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breathing in snowflakes

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

bloodwort:

frusturbation:

janefondle:

xpsycho:

eatimitationcrab:

setbabiesonfire:

Sgt. Thomas McVicar of the Jersey City Police Department shot 22 year old Kwadir Felton, leaving him blind, after Kwadir pulled a gun on him, he claims. Kwadir Felton denied the accusation, stating that he doesn’t even carry guns.

"I don’t understand!" Felton yelled at a police officer before his mother was removed from the courtroom. "You didn’t have to shoot me in the head for no reason! You trying to charge me with something I didn’t do!"

Sign the Change.org petition and get this story out there.

SIGN THE PETITION. Still at least 1,000 signatures needed. SIGNAL BOOST THIS or i will judge you.

This post has 140k notes, yet the change.org petition only has 44k. Sign the damn petition! 

This broke my fucking heart.

hey this needs about 16k more signatures

SIGNAL BOOST

coolsterclub:

Im going to wahova tmrrow